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The Nigerian president visited the queen of England and asked her "how are you able establish peace and order in all of England?". The queen then replied, "it is because i work with intelligent people. For instance David Cameron" she then called Cameron and ask him to solve this riddle "your parents have a child who is not any of your siblings, who is he?". David replied "Me" and the queen turned to president goodluck and said "you see what i mean?", he solved the riddle.
The president returned to nigeria and called the vice president Sambo They the following conversation ensued:
Goodluck: Do you know why my administration is having so much problems?
Sambo: no
Goodluck: because i'm surounded by unintelligent people like you
Sambo: how?
Goodluck: solve this riddle, your parents have a child who is not any of your siblings, who is he?
Sambo: I don't knw. I will call the senate president David mark, he then called David mark and ask him to solve the riddle.
David mark: I don't know, i'll call tje minister of finance Ngozi Okonjo-iweala. He then called her and ask to solve d riddle
Okonjo-iweala: the answer is ME.
Goodluck: That's wrong, the answer is David Cameron

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