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READ AND SHARE The Nigerian president visited the queen of England and asked her "how are you able establish peace and order in all of England?". The queen then replied, "it is because i work with intelligent people. For instance David Cameron" she then called Cameron and ask him to solve this riddle "your parents have a child who is not any of your siblings, who is he?". David replied "Me" and the queen turned to president goodluck and said "you see what i mean?", he solved the riddle. The president returned to nigeria and called the vice president Sambo They the following conversation ensued: Goodluck: Do you know why my administration is having so much problems? Sambo: no Goodluck: because i'm surounded by unintelligent people like you Sambo: how? Goodluck: solve this riddle, your parents have a child who is not any of your siblings, who is he? Sambo: I don't knw. I will call the senate president David mark, he then ...

We spend about 24 years of our lives sleeping, yet the exact function of sleep is still being debated by scientists. In experiments, researchers monitored three groups of participants who slept 4, 6, or 8 hours a night over an extended amount of time. After just two weeks, the group who slept 6 hours had a similar reaction time as a person whose blood alcohol concentration was 0.1 percent. Those who slept 4 hours would fall asleep during their cognitive tests. People who consistently sleep less than 7 to 8 hours a night may suffer cognitive issues. People who sleep more than 8 hours don't have cognitive impairment, but like the chronically sleep deprived, they have higher risks of heart disease, obesity, and diabetes. There also appears to be a genetic mutationthat allows a person to sleep less because of their more intense sleep sessions. Sleep needs vary across ages and are especially impacted by lifestyle and health. Thus, to determine how much sleep you need, it's impo...

Ones it was "treat her like lady and she'll stay" but not anymore, it's now more like "if you continue to be the gentleman, you are most likely to lose her to the hard guy next door". The following are some reasons gentlemen lose the lovers to the nonchalant ones. 1. They don't seem real . Ladies believe nice guys are too nice. No one can always be that nice unless they’re a saint. They are busy being nice instead of being real and women instinctually don’t trust that. Bad boys “keep it real.” Nice guys don’t want to upset the apple cart they rather end up losing  2. Respect.   No one respects a doormat. Nice guys don’t set boundaries or make any real demands. A bad boy doesn’t let a woman walk all over him or control him. Women can’t respect a man they can control. No respect equals no attraction.  3. Predictable. Most people lead boring, predictable lives, so they’re attracted to people who are exciting and a bit unpredictable. Bad boys are ...

The Federal Government, in consultation with the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, has pegged the cutoff marks for 2014 admissions into universities at 180, while polytechnics and colleges of education were put at 150, respectively as stipulated last year. The cutoff points were arrived at on Tuesday (yesterday), after the 5th edition of the Combined Policy meeting on admissions to tertiary institutions, held at the National Universities Commission, FCT. The Supervising Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike, who declared the meeting open, frowned on the inability of most tertiary institutions to utilise their admission quota. Wike, however, said in view of efforts to boost access, institutions which failed to utilise their admission quota for 2014 would be sanctioned. He reiterated the Federal Government’s commitment to the development of ICT training, which he said, had already been inculcated into the standard curriculum at the secondary school level. He said, “I have been...

After Monday's super eagles loss to France, alongside Enyeama and Yobo retirement from the National football team, Rumours have been going around that Steven Keshi (the big boss) had retired. Even though Keshi said: "It's time for me to go back to my family and face fresh challenges." An NFF spokesman has come out and said: "Coach Keshi has not submitted an official resignation letter. He was not employed in the mixed zone [after the France game] or on Facebook." He was also quoted from a different source to have said: ““What I said to my players was that this may be my last match at the helm of affairs in the national team, because my contract terminates with the World Cup and I have not been offered a new one. “I was a bit shocked that the global media went to town to say I have called it quits with the national team. Resignations are not done on the pages of newspapers but formally,” he said. It has also been ascertained that Keshi does not have a T...

Working for yourself is a wonderful way to make money and to do what you really like. Nowadays you can hardly find a job that will be pleasant and well-paid at the same time. Usually, we have to choose between our favorite work and money that is so necessary for us. So, if you make up your mind to work for yourself, you’ll get both things together. Besides, this decision proves that you are a mature, confident and independent personality.  However, you should be aware of certain things that are important when you work for yourself. You’d better not quit your job at the very moment you understand you want to start your own business. Self-employment is not an easy thing to deal with. I’m sure that the following tips will help you to succeed in your new job without any problems. By using them you will avoid stressful situations and make your life happier. 1. Make a Plan   At first, when you start working for yourself you need to make a plan. It would be a nice idea to make ...

Probably as a result of the own goal scored by our super eagle football player or for other reason not yet reviled, Joseph Yobo of the super eagles has resigned from the national football team. Speaking after the loss to France in the second round of 2014 FIFA World Cup, the Eagles' coach said it was time for him to move on after leading the team to the victory at 2013 AFCON and reaching the play-off of the 2014 Mundial. "I have to go back to my family and face fresh challenges." Yobo, who has celebrated his 100th cap as part of the national team exactly during this world tournament, announced his leave explaining he had done everything he could for the Eagles: "I think I should give the younger ones the opportunity to forge ahead. I have nothing new to offer." Interestingly, the immediate reports after the Nigeria vs France match said that when Keshi was asked about his future plans in the Nigerian team, he replied he didn't know whether he would sta...