RIDDLE OF THE DAY
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
In the news today: * PDP, Presidency plan to rig 2015 polls – APC * Jonathan meets security chiefs, says ‘I’m depressed’ * Yobe: B’Haram murders 50 sleeping college students * Another policeman caught on video demanding N10,000 bribe * President: I never said I won’t contest 2015 election * October 1: IG places policemen on red alert * JTF destroys 127 illegal refineries, arrests 29 * Firms’ handover: Electricity workers threaten to shut plants * External reserves declined by $1.33bn in one month * Obasanjo not part of us –New PDP * Don’t be distracted, S’East, S’South govs tell Jonathan
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