10 THINGS YOU WOULD HAVE ACHIEVED BY THE END OF THIS YEAR

1. You would have slept for 4 month by the end of this year
2. You would have eaten atleast $500 (N80,000) worth of food (that is if you are too poor to afford an internet service)
3. You would have talked for 6 month
 4. You must have drunk atleast 730 litres of water
5. You must have spent 2 weeks in the toilet
6. You must have spent 1 month eating
7. You must have read 100km of ink in writting
8. You must have spent 2 month imagining a perfect world
9. You must have spent a month getting angry
10. You would have spent a day reading this

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